Bangarang on Broadway

A new musical is in the works. It's called "Bangarang on Broadway" - a Jamaican production with the local political crew.

The cast is multi-talented and some have never travelled abroad; whereas others have visited Washington ostensibly on government business.

The star is "Prezi" a shortman who garners much respect in his community and enjoyes a special relationship with the government of the day. He is wanted and the usual courtesies of a presidential visit are yet to be worked out. More detials are required before this is signed off.

The rising star is Brady Rex - one of great agility and a proclivity to dance and spin. He is not in the Cabinet; but is known to describe himself as a Consultant to the Government of Jamaica. He can sing and sports a wide repertoire ranging from oldies, rap, hip-hop and even a capella.

Travel to the US presents no problem because they are wanted to perform there.  Indeed the demand is so great that they may be forced to remain there for a very long time.

There is a slight problem confronting the organizers.  The men will be required to wear short pants. This is viewed as too high a price to pay for the continuous flow of US dollars that hve been promised.

Bruce being under stress has already secured the catering concession for the production.  Secuirty is not so tight; but no taping will be allowed.

No provision has been made for the US Ambassador to Jamaica or the proposed new Jamaica Ambassador to the US to attend.

"Revokees" will be given a discount on the entrance fee to the local production provided that they supply proof of recent embarrassment.

Jamaica to the world( but not to the US).