COE Souvenirs

Although not concerned with anything outside of the hearings, the Commissioners may be well advised to consider possible happenings in the environs of the conference center.

Apart from those being handsomely paid, others will want to “eat – a – food”.

Consider the following unique souvenir items:

• Men Only Underwear (MOU)
• Nelson New Math Textbooks (can’t recall prices)
• Dudus Wigs (one size fits Al)
• Baby leys (introductory offer)
• Flip Flops (green and blue)
• Lubricated Conduits (9 months delivery period)
• Lewin Bleaching Info Kits (turn anything white)
• Phipps Copiers (always has a copy)
• Ancient Quotes (available only in Small print)
• Deadwood Paneling (useless, very expensive)
• Phillips Talking Dolls (unstoppable)
• Multiple Peak Caps (JLP, PNP, Salad)

With the likelihood of the GOJ having some difficulty in meeting the expenses of the extended hearings, the COE may decide to defray some of the costs by setting up its exclusive Dudus/Manatt Commission of Enquiry souvenir gift shop.