GCT 2

Successive governments seem to think that GCT symbolizes Gouge Consumers Tax. Have a deficit? Resort to the Government Crutch Tax. Government has the power so Government Can Tax but can Government Collect Tax? Can Government Calculate Tax?

With the recent flirtation with the Grave Cradle Tax or the resultant Gross Chaos Tax, we are left to conclude that the real meaning of GCT is Government Confusion Tax or is it Generate Crime Tax?

The people cried out, “Woy, Golding Cut Taxes!” And the Government Called Truce.

Yes wheel and come again, adjustments need to be done, after all in a nation of such riches and diversity, this government has options. How about:

1. Graduated Colour Tax - the more they bleach out the blackness, tax them!
2. Garbage Collection Tax – those who can afford to have plenty logically have more waste, tax them!
3. Garrison Comfort Tax – Since garrisons have better security than those of us who helping to subsidize their utilities, tax them!
4. Green Colour Tax – All longstanding members of the Jamaica Labour Party must bear collective responsibility for this tax mess, tax them!
5. Goofing Clown Tax – Every time the government goofs, tax them!

Next time we don’t want to hear address to the nation in an attempt to correct bungling. Golding Can Talk but God Can Too.